We take you now to a conference room somewhere in the blogosphere. Five superheroes, all veterans of the 1960s animation scene, gather to discuss an issue that has suddenly reappeared on their collective horizon.
Iron Man: Thanks for coming, fellas. The reason I asked you all to meet me here—
Hulk: Meetings! Tin-Head always calling meetings. Business brain can't think for self. Tin-Head can't take piss without calling meeting first.
Captain America: Now, Hulk, let's be fair here. We don't even know what Tony wants to talk about.
Hulk: No. But good bet it something Hulk not interested in.
Namor: I'd give that good odds. Because the list of things you are interested in could be rattled off in about three seconds.
Hulk: Short list, but making fish-meal from Namor's face on it. Read the rest of this entry »
